All Blog Posts Matching "douche"

I was walking by Cipriani last night here in Manhattan. This one happens to be the SoHo location. There's outdoor seating outside the entrance and it spills into the sidewalk, right on West Broadway which is a HORRIBLE and CROWDED street, but that is a topic for another day. Anyway, at all hours, there is always a huge conglomeration of absolute douche and tools in front of the restaurant. DOUCHE. No, you're not getting it. Think of the biggest toolbag you know. Now give this toolbag a lot of money and an underdeveloped palate. Give this toolbag really bad cologne/perfume. If he's a dude, he gets a navy blazer and shirt buttoned down to there. If she's a lady, she has insensible footwear. Now imagine this toolbag in front of Cipriani. Now imagine a yellow (yellow!) Ferrari parked in front. Now think of this toolbag clicking on and off the ...